Happy Birthday George!
This year, for your birthday, I got you 2-3 years of poopy diapers, interrupted sleep for probably the rest of your life, lots more stress and grey beard hairs.
I guess I could have gotten you a coffee machine, but I thought a baby would be cuter.
I think it’s already attached to you. #BabyDylan
George生日快樂！
今年你的生日禮物，我幫你準備了至少2-3年的便便尿布，一輩子無法一覺好眠，更多生活壓力，以及更多白鬍子、白頭髮。
也許生日禮物應該要送你一台咖啡機，但是我覺得送個寶寶給你更可愛。
他好像已經滿黏你了。#他是Dylan
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